loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
HOW OLD IS THIS FREAKING POST
wtf are goodies i want one
wait woah isn’t that like the super ancient version of tumblr
We discovered a fossil
AND this is why republicans are horrible human beings
"just stop thinking about it"
omg ok thank you so much for your advice why didn’t I just come up WITH THIS PERFECT IDEA LET ME JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT THE THING THAT BUGS ME THE MOST IN MY LIFE OMG THAT IS SO EASY THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR MAKING MY LIFE BETTER I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BY MYSELF
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
*gets gay married during the purge*
the new slogan for tumblr.com
i will not rest until this gets a million notes
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seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)
who has ever thought this ever
Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach
don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.
Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.
Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.
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It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
Kingdom Hearts (FM): Fighting the Neoshadows.
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